Forward dated to CHRISTMAS MORNING!

[golden_hawke]

-=For Hawke, this morning is not like any other morning. The PCD flicks on, and his face is tense, eyes not looking at his PCD as he speaks softly. Still shirtless. We can't forget he refuses to wear those pants. >.>=-

If there are people who wanted to visit... do not. Please.

I have a ... My mother and Aunt calls them Lockjaw. There is one here, and it is not tame. I do not wish any one hurt.

-=There's the sound of teeth chattering and Hawke looks sharply off to the side, baring his teeth before leaping to the side. The PCD is suddenly knocked over with a flash of grey-black scales and the machine is shut down.=-






[[OOC: Information about the Lockjaw is here and more will be added on as I keep recalling the 10 year old information. Also, a log will be going up for those people who don't want to heed Hawke's warning and come tra-la la la-ing to his home. Like this log]]

Comments

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Whatever you do, don't name it Fluffy!

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

-=Not really paying attention! Something about not wanting to die has something to do with it.=-

Fluffy?

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Horst is kind of an awful person for distracting Hawke but he can't help it.]

No, don't call it that, you'll insult it!

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

Khii??

-=The lockjaw finds an opening and whips its tail, lacerating Hawke's thigh. Hawke grunts, the gash open, but not bleeding as he jumps out of the way, scrambling for his knife.=-

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Ohshi--]

Do you need help?

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

No! -=he already has two girls here!=-

It is frightened. More will be bad.

-= ... It doesn't look frightened as it 'yawns,' showing it can make almost 180 degrees in one angle.=-

Re: [Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

...I think you're confused about what 'frightened' means.

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

The lockjaw is frightened. -=Still looks like it's pissed as hell with the yawning and teeth chattering.=-

I know this animal. Shai has two as pets.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

And they're 'frightened' all the time, are they? [Horst is not convinced. At all.]

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

No. Not the tame ones. -=The ones in the mountain.=-

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Oh gdi you.]

You couldn't settle for a horse?!

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

Horses do not live well in the mountain.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Well you can live down here in the city with the rest of us!

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

The city holds many people who do not understand Faunlyn ways.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

But many people who don't want you to be eaten by a dragon, how can you go wrong with that?

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

Lockjaw. -=grunts as he's bowled over by the creature.=-

Not dragon. Dragons talk back.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[If it wasn't such a dangerous time of day for a vampire, he would be over there RIGHT NOW.]

Find a dragon then!

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

My father would not like that.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Your father's not here.

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

To enslave a dragon would insult him.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Is it enslaving to have a partnership?

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

-=You're confusing him, Horst, and Hawke's having issues concentrating. Kirin Pets are different than Human Pets.=-


Humans conquer.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Oh that's not fair. Don't be a bigot--

Watch out would you?!

[Video]

[golden_hawke]

-=Gets smacked by the flat of the tail, luckily.=-

I am trying!

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

You know, sometimes you just have to admit a bad idea is a bad idea!